BACA NIE.. kasi celik skit....  

PANCUT
Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nnti terpancut!
Abg: pancut bru best
Ayg: dahla, nnti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.
Ayg: nnti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

UUUU
surung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu
suruh mukun suyu mukun
suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu

"control sikit muncung tuu..."

MONKEYS
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

1 was caught watching tv

another 1 was playing football

and the other 1
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No! No! it ' s not you!

why you always think you
are a monkey?

CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bulls**t u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i ' ll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak masuk akal!

KATAK HIJAU
pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik
malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat cam ner,
dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."


WARNING!!
children playing outside the car can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car can cause children!

SETEM
pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem
gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. ini mengelirukan
kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat
depan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1- berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2- hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi ke kedai
3- mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4- ditikam bertubi2 pun tak mati2 jugak.....

SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate "Damn we are sooo sweeeet!"
the chocolate replied "Sweet? u should see the person who send this massage.
fuh, lagi sweet!" Fewiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt